🟤 Fed BS-to-Truth Translator
Last Updated: April 21, 2025
🧾 Fed Says → Truth Means
| Fed Says | Truth Means |
|---|---|
| “Resilient labor market” | We can't justify cuts yet |
| “Data dependent” | We need narrative cover to pivot |
| “Soft landing” | We hope the market doesn't crash first |
| “Price stability” | We’ll tolerate inflation |
| “QT continues” | Until something breaks |
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